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How To Be The Perfect Woman

Posted: August 17, 2012

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To be the Perfect Woman,

I need:

Straighter hair,

Curlier eyelashes.

Fairer skin,

Darker eyebrows.

A smaller waist,

Bigger breasts.

Sleeker arms,

A curvier butt.

Plumper lips,

Slimmer thighs.

A flatter belly,

More rounded shoulders.

Shorter nose,

And longer legs.

And now,

A tighter vagina,

And looser wallet

To pay for all the above!

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